It's not even like you guys could get a nice sounding alarm. Hell, it's not even like you needed one. No one was using your fucking pool without your permission. It's favorite pastime is being set off by raccoons anyway.
Instead, you get this annoying ass, gay piece of riced out shit that doesn't make a normal siren noise.
No, it sounds exactly like the laser charging sound effects from an old Atari game I used to play.
"Oh, well you can always screen that out after a-whhhile."
No, you can't, because CockTek Security insisted on interupting the siren in 15 second intervals with "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!"
And every time it says "INTRUDER!" a short shrill super loud chirpy noise sounds in the middle of the word.
I've lived in this house for seven years now and I know this neighborhood. I guarantee you, nobody, and I mean NOBODY has used their fucking pool. Because if they did, our hot tub would have been violated too.
Everyone but me leaves their car doors unlocked. Not one incident thus far.
And you need a fucking pool alarm? I mean, it's better than buying a pit bull, but barely. It's still a dick move.
And can you fucking calibrate the thing to ONLY be tripped off by humans? If it doesn't have a weight exclusion feature like my home security system does, can you throw it out? I'm on week 3 of false alarms here. And it goes off for like half an hour at a time.
It fucks me over horribly cause I'm a night owl, my room is closer to your "audible paranoid white people comforting device" than anyone else AND I'm a God damn night owl. When I'm finally about to sleep it goes off (I can sleep through it though).
You're just being a bunch of rich paranoid dicks. I'd disable that fucking thing myself if I could.
I need to get off this rock. I hate Long Island with a passion and rich assholes like these make up 40% of the reason I wanna go.
Instead, you get this annoying ass, gay piece of riced out shit that doesn't make a normal siren noise.
No, it sounds exactly like the laser charging sound effects from an old Atari game I used to play.
"Oh, well you can always screen that out after a-whhhile."
No, you can't, because CockTek Security insisted on interupting the siren in 15 second intervals with "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!"
And every time it says "INTRUDER!" a short shrill super loud chirpy noise sounds in the middle of the word.
I've lived in this house for seven years now and I know this neighborhood. I guarantee you, nobody, and I mean NOBODY has used their fucking pool. Because if they did, our hot tub would have been violated too.
Everyone but me leaves their car doors unlocked. Not one incident thus far.
And you need a fucking pool alarm? I mean, it's better than buying a pit bull, but barely. It's still a dick move.
And can you fucking calibrate the thing to ONLY be tripped off by humans? If it doesn't have a weight exclusion feature like my home security system does, can you throw it out? I'm on week 3 of false alarms here. And it goes off for like half an hour at a time.
It fucks me over horribly cause I'm a night owl, my room is closer to your "audible paranoid white people comforting device" than anyone else AND I'm a God damn night owl. When I'm finally about to sleep it goes off (I can sleep through it though).
You're just being a bunch of rich paranoid dicks. I'd disable that fucking thing myself if I could.
I need to get off this rock. I hate Long Island with a passion and rich assholes like these make up 40% of the reason I wanna go.