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Hello wtfer's, I need some advice....badly, and I can't turn to people near me(not yet atleast...). I know I will never live this down but, my anus hurts like hell, I think I pulled a muscle from this huge dump.... Do you think I should go to the hospital, and tell someone, or maybe wait it out and it will all be good? Honestly.... this is some fucked up shit, and I don't really want to turn to my family, and also, I don't like the sound or idea of some doctor's touching and staring at my ass...unless this is really serious. =/


help please?

p.s. sorry if this isn't the right forum.
 
Okay, I hope your not full of shit before I reply to this...........
Your poop actually tells a lot about how healthy you are. If your having painful bowel movements there could be quite a few reasons why:
Polyps
Constipation
Anal Fissures- Small tears in the lining of the anus
Hemorrhoids
Cancerous Growth- Causes a block of the rectum
Abscess- Which can spread into other tissue; eventually leading to a surgical drain

None of this sounds pleasant I know, but if you are really concerned about what's going on with your body, your going to have to suck it up and let the doctor look into your butt-hole. If they don't find a obvious problem ( like the ones mentioned above ) then they would have to perform a colonoscopy. Being a guy you really might want to get it taken care of.
Well,I hope all your shit goes well and there are no serious problems to be found.
 
Anal fissures are no fun. Do a google search for 'bob the anal fissure' if you want to know more.

Pull your big boy panties up and go see the doctor.
 
yea, thanks.
*sigh* I went in and they told me I have a hemorrhoid.... at 18 years old, I have one. FUCK! It sucks, and it was extremely awkward, but they said it was a good thing I didn't wait... I got an ointment now, but if it gets any worst, its off to the hospital for surgery lol.

thanks for the advice
 
"And my ass was as big as a mason jar."


If anyone can name the radio show that comes from, you get a cookie.


Edit: Soez, repped. Very nice.
 
Actually, the origin of the quote was from "Love Line with Dr. Drew Pinskey and Striker" (Westwood one brodcast). It's the code phrase for a prank phone call, usually used to end the call.


So, half a cookie for you.
 
There is no real medical evidence that colon cleanse is helpful.

Eat lots of leafy greens and fruits and fibers.

Don't eat fried or fast foods.

If the pain continues for more than 3 days, see a doctor. Especially if it gets worse, as it could be serious.
 
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