Found in the 9th cave.
"The heaven parted, the sea quieted, the earth stood still. From her womb, the goddess brought forth Chuck Norris, sired by the sun, as a gift to mankind. He reclined upon the fertile soil under the crescent moon and immediately sprouted a beard. She spoke softly to the young child and said : "Go forth and roundhouse kick people in the face." So it was spoken, and so he does."
(Hope it brought a chuckle or two to relieve the tensions in this forum)
"The heaven parted, the sea quieted, the earth stood still. From her womb, the goddess brought forth Chuck Norris, sired by the sun, as a gift to mankind. He reclined upon the fertile soil under the crescent moon and immediately sprouted a beard. She spoke softly to the young child and said : "Go forth and roundhouse kick people in the face." So it was spoken, and so he does."
(Hope it brought a chuckle or two to relieve the tensions in this forum)