I really like apple pie...I think it's amazing. But then I saw the movie "American Pie" and before that, I thought pie was for eating. Now it seems like the pie "wants me to have sex with it" per soy.
The other day I was in McDonalds and I was waiting in line, and the girl is like, would you like some free apple pie because you were waiting so long?
And I'm like, "Waiting so long for what?"
And she plopped it down on the table. Was I supposed to have sex with it? I'm afraid of burning my penis, but it seems to be the right shape....
The other day I was in McDonalds and I was waiting in line, and the girl is like, would you like some free apple pie because you were waiting so long?
And I'm like, "Waiting so long for what?"
And she plopped it down on the table. Was I supposed to have sex with it? I'm afraid of burning my penis, but it seems to be the right shape....