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sami
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An old man is suffering a severe case of constipation, so he goes to the Doctor. The doctor gives him a suppository and says
'Put this in your back passage before you go to bed and in the morning you should be all clear'
So the old man takes the supository and goes home. That night before going to bed, he gets the supository and, because he doesn't have a back passage, he puts it by the back gate.
In the morning he is still constipated so he goes back to the docotor, the Doctor asks him
'Did you use the Supository?'
The old man replies
'Yes I did and for all the good it did me, I might aswell have shoved it up my Ar$e!'
'Put this in your back passage before you go to bed and in the morning you should be all clear'
So the old man takes the supository and goes home. That night before going to bed, he gets the supository and, because he doesn't have a back passage, he puts it by the back gate.
In the morning he is still constipated so he goes back to the docotor, the Doctor asks him
'Did you use the Supository?'
The old man replies
'Yes I did and for all the good it did me, I might aswell have shoved it up my Ar$e!'