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Dear landlord - (joke)?
Genuine extracts from errors in Letters Sent to Landlords:
-I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
-I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
-I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
-Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
-I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
-The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
-The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
-Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
-Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
-Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.
14 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
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14 minutes ago
-Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck
in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
-I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30
his **** wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
-When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and
made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my
wife happy.
19 February 2008
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2353 (Level 3)
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Member Since: 19 February 2008
Total Points: 2353 (Level 3)
Points earned this week: 296
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Dear landlord - (joke)?
Genuine extracts from errors in Letters Sent to Landlords:
-I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
-I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
-I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
-Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
-I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
-The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
-The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
-Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
-Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
-Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.
14 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
Additional Details
14 minutes ago
-Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck
in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
-I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30
his **** wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
-When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and
made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my
wife happy.