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greybeard
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A Drilling Consultant parked his brand-new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a lorry came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's door. The consultant immediately grabbed his mobile and called the police. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the consultant started screaming hysterically. His car, which he had just picked up that day, was now completely ruined. It would never be the same no matter how hard the repair shop tried to make it new again.
After the consultant finally wound down from his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you oilfield consultants are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the man arrogantly.
The policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your right arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
The consultant looked down in absolute horror, "F*?kng Hell!" he screamed.
"Where's my Rolex?"
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the consultant started screaming hysterically. His car, which he had just picked up that day, was now completely ruined. It would never be the same no matter how hard the repair shop tried to make it new again.
After the consultant finally wound down from his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you oilfield consultants are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the man arrogantly.
The policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your right arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
The consultant looked down in absolute horror, "F*?kng Hell!" he screamed.
"Where's my Rolex?"