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Conan
Guest
Bruce was dying. Sheila sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess before I die."
"There's no need to, " she replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I must tell you. I've rooted your sister, your best mate, her best mate, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison do its work."
why was she angry
One morning while making breakfast, i walked up to the wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.", she kept silent. The next morning, I woke her with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This time i didn't get a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed me by my piece. With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!"
"There's no need to, " she replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I must tell you. I've rooted your sister, your best mate, her best mate, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison do its work."
why was she angry
One morning while making breakfast, i walked up to the wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.", she kept silent. The next morning, I woke her with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This time i didn't get a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed me by my piece. With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!"