"Rock" is a huge genre. I'm looking for a bit more specifics that "MM and the White Stripes are rock."
Billy Joel is also rock. So is KISS. Yet those banRAB sound nothing alike.
There's a similar thread running through the music styles of MM, the White Stripes, and most of the other "the" banRAB. I'm trying to isolate and figure out what it is/what it's called so I know what I'm talking about next time this conversation comes up since apparently hipsters get all pissy when you refer to a genre as "indie" (despite the fact that everyone knows exactly when you mean when you say "indie music"):
There are independent metal banRAB, independent rap artists, and independent country musicians, yet "indie music" doesn't refer to metal, rap, or country. It refers to that pseudo-70s sound and simplistic songs and horrible vocals (in my opinion, I've never heard an "indie band" whose singer was good), and hell, they even all have a similar image of frappucino glasses, button up shirts, sometimes cardigans, and tight jeans. It screams "look at me, I'm the unassuming quiet kid from school." (note to the hipsters who are offended: I'm not saying music can't have an image: most music does have an image. I'm quantifying the "indie" image as I see it).
I feel like even when they get on major record labels (and thus technically lose their "indie" classification since they're by definition no longer independent), they keep that recorded-at-home-on-cheap-equipment sound (hence the "pseudo-70s" classification above). But it doesn't matter, because even if they were recorded with hi-fidelity sound their music would still suck because musically, 99% of it sucks. (my opinion, of course)
It drives me nuts that other people don't understand this, but music is and will always be subjective so you cannot "convince" anyone that a band is "good" or "bad" anymore than you can convince someone that a painting is good or bad. All the objective arguments like recording quality, technical ability, and talent are quantifiable, but just because a band is talented or untalented doesn't mean people will like them or not like them.
I, for one, will be glad when this fad is over.