The guy's there always ask me if I want to join. I'm 6' but I weigh about 134lbs, It's obvious I couldn't pass any of the stupid physical requirements, I have bad teeth and I'm underweight. But still when I walk by, they missed the muscled black guy, but they talk to me about "Be all you can be" yeah I wanna die in some stupid war I have nothing to do with.
But then again, I dropped out of high school, I can't spell or use perfect grammar and I'm impressionable by whatever crap the government feeds me, I'd make Sergeant in a few weeks.
I have a new advertisement for the army
"Are you in need of some dollar, are you gullible and stupid as hell? Then you may qualify to be apart of our dangerous experiment. Bring your ATM, social security, and all credit cards to the US Army. Minorities need not apply, or we gonna sue your balls to the wall"
But then again, I dropped out of high school, I can't spell or use perfect grammar and I'm impressionable by whatever crap the government feeds me, I'd make Sergeant in a few weeks.
I have a new advertisement for the army
"Are you in need of some dollar, are you gullible and stupid as hell? Then you may qualify to be apart of our dangerous experiment. Bring your ATM, social security, and all credit cards to the US Army. Minorities need not apply, or we gonna sue your balls to the wall"