Is SEX allowed in Heaven?

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Heaven is supposed to be this awesome place, so I imagine sex would be encouraged there. But I'm not a theologian. Could a person have sex in Heaven? If so, with who? Anyone? Or only their spouse? What if a single guy goes to Heaven? Would he have to marry someone up there?
"no sex in heaven.....no need for it....no more pro creation etc.....sorry."

Snap, you ONLY have sex for procreation? How awful! I will pray for you.
"What if you had to make a choice"

Space Monkey, heaven is supposed to be wonderful. The most wonderful place. Why would one of the most wonderful experiences on earth be denied in Heaven?
 
Thats a good question, and there really is no yes or no answer. Some people believe that sex is the procedure for reproduction and only that. Others believe that sex is a very intimate and pleasurable experience shared between 2 lovers. If Heaven is the place of happiness or "awesomeness" (in your case) and sex brings you happiness, it would be prsumed that it is allowed. It just depends on your interpretation of sex, heaven, and happiness, i suppose.
 
There is no sex in heaven- we "will be as the angels" there. A spirit being- no genders, it seems.

And if you think sex is "all there is" and it is the be all and end all of existance, I feel sorry for you.

What if you had to make a choice- you would 1. Be rich as Bill Gates, but no sex- you'd be impotent. But you were so rich- you have everything else life here offers. Or. 2. You would have great sex with a hot wife- BUT you would be living in Papua New Guinea- with those natives who have no contact with the outside world. Living in those huts, sleeping ON THE GROUND- (I watch those TV shows- yes- they slept ON the ground- NO blankets even!!!) and living that sort of life.

Which would YOU choose?? Think about it.
 
Yes - I imagine that even in heaven that bastard God would still insist on fucking people up the ass like he does on Earth.
 
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