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Welcome to Shady Mills' Theme Park

Park Rules:

1. Love is the slowest form of suicide.

2. The lovers of the guests who do not do as I tell them will be murdered as punishment for the guest’s bad behavior. Guests will still have the opportunity to save themselves.

3. Guests may not leave the park until they have learned to love as I have.

4. Cheating is not permitted.


You have ten hours until Shady Mills' Theme Park Opening Night Special ends. I’m waiting.
 
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