Is it weird that I like to stick sunflower seeds up my orifices?

I want to be a human sunflower.
If I keep planting them in my orifices (particularly the less sanitary ones), will I eventually start growing autotrophs in my body?

Can my body shelter sunflower beetles?
I love sunflower beetles.
I want to rent out my orifices to sunflower beetles.

halpz

-Danny Swift
 
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