Is it uncouth to ask for sex in a coffin even if its brand new?

NIGHTSHADE

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This is a revisited Q from 05, I want to see where it goes today.
I used to live in an apt above a funeral home in a small town, I was single dating, working at a small pawnshop and having much fun in a band. At the top of the stairs next to my apt was the display room for the coffins. Some were ulta-fancy, one cost 16.000$ Being a creative soul, always on the hunt for the obscure, I asked several ladies on different ocassions if they would like to go for a romp in the fanciest one. None would go for it, I thought it was making memories?

Im not gothic, I wouldnt leave spew in the satin, and what better energy to send grandad off to the hearafter with?
I almost had one talked into it.
I told her we did this on Venus.
She almost went for it, but there were so many and the place was 20 yrs behind in decor, it was kinda creepy, but lets face creepy and make it watch.
 
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