Is it possible to save up your fart gases, to power your home gas heating system?

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Fart gas burns with sulphur, not carbon, so there is no carbon footprint.
It is free, and there is no tax on it.

All you would need to do is attach a plastic tube + balloon to your trousers and stick the tube up your **** and away you go!


Might be a problem if you burst the balloon though :-)
I am too lazy: That was a sensible answer.
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you never know it could work but don't light a match you could blow the whole street up making you very unpopular with your neighbours.pmsl
 
You'd have to eat a lot of beans, and if a radiator leaked your house would smell like egg !
 
if you was able to build up enough then yes. for the simple fact its produces heat. for example if you shout from the top of you voice for 15 years(not possible so please don't try) you can produce enough heat to make yourself a cup of tea... two sugars please
 
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