Do you know Ginger - I have often wondered this.
I woke this morning feeling a bit crabby as Mussels McGraw, the local strong man, came round before breakfast. The weather was a bit clammy and I was a feeling limp-it was not a pleasant morning. Anyway Mussels told me I was about to be arrested for sexually harrassing a mollusc. As I was already feeling unwhelk this knocked me for six. I decided to fight it. I winkled out the name of the officer and went to fetch my razor..........wait enough of my problems - I am being shellfish. How can I help you Ginger?
