Set in Damascus around 00 BC/AD
As a result of new historic data
These facts have all been proven.
At the time of this story, Damascus was
Over-run by Jakies from Govan
………
………
“Man, this place is mingin’
and the prices ur a scandal
Basturds charged me twinty groats
Joost tay re-heel ma sandal!
An how ye sposed tay nab some kip?
Aw that street noise, am no keen.
coz every night, I hear some wee shite
shoutin’ oot fur his Uncle Ian.
Evry night at hauf past ten
Ma peaceful plans he’ll scupper
Baulin oot fur his Uncle Ian
When am tryin tay eat ma supper.
Same wee bassa, or his twin
Unless he’s joost a dead ringer
Shoutin fur his Uncle Ian
Is dayin ma feekin dinger!
So last night I had hud enuff
When sprinkling ma salt an peppa
I ran oot tay see, he wiz shoutin’ “Unclean”
Silly me, it wiz only a leper!”
As a result of new historic data
These facts have all been proven.
At the time of this story, Damascus was
Over-run by Jakies from Govan
………
………
“Man, this place is mingin’
and the prices ur a scandal
Basturds charged me twinty groats
Joost tay re-heel ma sandal!
An how ye sposed tay nab some kip?
Aw that street noise, am no keen.
coz every night, I hear some wee shite
shoutin’ oot fur his Uncle Ian.
Evry night at hauf past ten
Ma peaceful plans he’ll scupper
Baulin oot fur his Uncle Ian
When am tryin tay eat ma supper.
Same wee bassa, or his twin
Unless he’s joost a dead ringer
Shoutin fur his Uncle Ian
Is dayin ma feekin dinger!
So last night I had hud enuff
When sprinkling ma salt an peppa
I ran oot tay see, he wiz shoutin’ “Unclean”
Silly me, it wiz only a leper!”
