Wun morning I wok up nd found out that I was a nemprer in an anchent world. I had many slayvs nd servents to do work for mi, nd I tolt dem, mek mi brekfirst for mi, nd deh had tu do it. Dey mayd me a mazzif feest, nd I et up di fud with ver delishus. It was wun PRTICULAR DAY, but wat dat DAY was, I did not kno. I went out in a charyot withv six horses to pul it allong, nd wen I was passing benif a tree, I herd music. In di tree was aman in a whit blan ket blowing a pipe. Hi sed ,bewer, emprer, bewer, for yor tyme is neerli up, bewer for yor life, nd I whipt mi horses hard and we rod on, nd wen I got to a river, sum soljas came from bof sides, nd dey drew der sords nd speers, nd dey sed, yu ar a bad emprer, wi wil put n nd to yu, nd dey got closer, nd befor dey touch mi, I wok up nd found out that I not ta nemprer in an anchent world a tall, nd I was happi.
