Since noone really knows anything about scientology, including scientologists, you can say anything.
Talk about how the microfibers in socks are the devil's minions, and secretly influence society into doing capitalism, which is bad for your energy. Good energy comes from drawing pictures of hands, and using those hand drawings to high five rabbis. Whenever a rabbi high fives a drawing of a hand, he is converted to Scientology, and you thus saved him from eternal bad energy. All other religious folk are not salvageable, so don't even try, because they don't wear hats.
