I'm moving to mexico.

Don't you mean wimminz?

Try Central or Southern California instead. The most irritating thing you'd experience weather-wise is El Nino, and that fucker only shows up every four years or so. Plus, unlike in Texas, you won't have to worry about those goddamn tornadoes.
 
If you do come to Southern California, don't listen to the idiots that tell you that Palm Springs is paradise. Trust me, it's not. And not just because it's Gayville, USA, but because it's fucking hot all year round. We actually wear shorts during winter.
 
So did I and I was up by Santa Barbara. And Palm Springs was inland (inland=sucks) and inland California is mostly desert anyways. But yeah, I've been through Palm Springs, and it does look pretty gay.


I recommend, California-wise, Ventura or Santa Barbara. They're coastal (coastal=cool) and they've got fucking awesome beaches. And some hot-ass bitches too. And it's not that smoggy, at least not as bad as LA (LA=shithole).

So Dray, you mean you fears teh hurricanez?
 
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