I'm in a pissy mood this morning

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Not everyone has a 9-5 job. I don't even have a job....really. Ok so there are two things that put me in a bad mood in the mornings, and three things that let me wake up in a fairly good mood.

Good moods first:

~Alarm clock - When the buzzer goes off my mind just knows it's time to get up.
~Jason - Nothing better than waking up to a friendly face of someone you love.
~Baby crying - Whenever I was at my brother's house while his kids were really young, waking up to a baby crying just doesn't seem to bother me. They need something they can't help it.


Bad mood:

~Sparky barking - AHHH Sparky likes to stare out the window when she's bored and bark at my neighbors...especialy the ones walkign their dogs. She'll do this as early as 7am if she just happens to hear something.
~Phone calls - GADS people assume everyone has a 9-5 job. WTF!! I just got woken up this morning by a collection agency calling about a bill I already paid. Even worse, it was a machine calling me! Now if someone's going to wake me up that early in the morning, it better be worth it. A machine telling me to press one to talk to an agent is not what I call worth it! Any telemarketer or collection agency via machine or live person is not worth waking up before 10am. I'd turn off my phone ringer but I would forget to turn it back on and you can bet I'll miss a lot of phone calls...some of which might be important.


At least there isn't more bad mood wake-ups than good mood wake-ups. I don't drink coffee because my stomach can't handle it so there isn't much I can do to cheer myself up. I don't have energy when I'm in this bad state of mind so walking it off won't help...especially when it's cold outside like it is these days. Headaches can put me in a bad mood but not all the time, so they don't make either list.

:banghead: :emo:
 
Aww, Bitch!

If it helps any, you've given me awesome advice, and I thank you for that.

Which if my calculations are correct....

Squarerootofawesome.jpg


Okay, so that was really silly, but I hope you like it!

And I certainly hope it cheers you up! :D
 
Here is a funny joke someone sent me this morning

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
I hate it when ppl call me when Im sleeping too. Hello, I work from home, and I get up early with my kids and then go back to sleep for a few hours. Leave me the frack alone!

PS

Glad to see you a happy bitch, because a grumpy bitch is a mean bitch.

:tongue:
 
I am afraid those calculations are incorrect; the square root of "awesome^2" would be “awesome.” I have found that the square root of "awesome advice" is actually "Cheese Doodles", so there goes that theory. Interestingly enough I did stumble across a startling equation while analyzing yours Danni.

It is generally agreed upon that Time is Money therefore:
Time = Money

and money is considered to be the root of all Evil therefore:
√(Money) = Evil

It is also widely known and agreed upon that Girls are the product of Time and Money so:
Time*Money = Girls

And since Money = Time and Money is the root of all Evil it can be said that:
Money*Time = Evil

All these variables being the case I have mathematically come to the conclusion that:
Girls = Evil

Unfortunately, that doesn't stop me from loving them :rolleyes: oh well.
 
Lol, Dark.

OF course you still love girls. Even if we are evil.

And Cheese doodles? Cheese Doodles are rather awesome when you're actually in the mood for fluffy cheesy snacks.

As far as other equations go:

lolmath.jpg
 
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