Im getting bullied by garden gnomes...?

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well lately these garden gnomes have been robbing my house and stuff, they think i dont notice but then i see them in the morning with a tv in their hands and stuff, then they write rude words on my windows and throw stones at me, one of them, which i called Albert isthe ringleader, he tried to drown me the other day..
So my end question is, is do you have a solution to stopping this onslaught or is there some kind of thing like ant powder, but for making gnomes behave and becoming mature?
Thanks.
And who the hell is going to writea 5000 character question...
 
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