I'm full of Irish jokes this morning... dont ya know...?

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A crusty old Irish biker, on a summer ride in County Meath, walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive lass' serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondrin," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives tha hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash yer hands, I want a cheeseburger."
 
Another great joke from MM. Where does he roll these out from? Keep them coming young sir!
 
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