I'm a loser.

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-I'm 13 years old.
-I moved to the United States 10 months ago.
-I have no friends. (Well actually I have friends at school but no1 to hang out with after school.)
-I desperately need a girlfriend.
-I can barely speak English, so people think I'm shy and I dont like to talk.
-I dont talk too much 'cause if I make a pronaunctiation mistake or whatever you call that shit, people will laugh.
-I want a girlfriend.
-I dont have any friends to hang out with.
-Did I mention I really want a girlfriend?

So this one girl even gave me the eyes, and a few weeks ago she said I'm pretty cute. She's sexy. Most of you beasts would probably jumped on her like a hungry tiger jumps on a zibra.
But I can't. Because I don't have any tiger-teeth.
I dont even know how to ask her out, 'cause in my country it was different. (It's not like from Africa or something. Im from Isreal. Yes, they have TV, and no they dont have football or baseball. Isreal is technologically advanced.)
WTF do I do?
 
Yea well, I wanna go out with her...
and even tho what you suggested souns sooo obvious, I haven't tried it yet. :> (I will |:>)
 
1. I do it more then you can imagine. \:
2. Yep.
3. Because, I dont know their addresses.What do you want me to say... "Will you be my friend?" thats worse then sticking posters around your school that say ____ ___ has no friends.
4. I would never say it infront of somebody
5. Huh? too expensive.
6. Teacher laughs too. But to tell you the truth, I dont care at all. I just laugh/smile with them and pretend I dont care.

BTW I really appriciate the fact that you guys are trying to help.
 
some of us might not no how this bugger is feeling. i mean it must be really hard coming in from another country to another one with a different language and so forth must be a bit of a dillemma.

as for the girl thing... dude some women are just absolute bitches and theres nothing we can do about that they just rot in their own little worlds for the rest of their fuckn--- sorry there got sidetracked :tongue: yes it would be another dillemma for your hands buddy- but dont worry mate if she dosent like you because of who you are or how you talk or whatever then she obviously might not be the one for you! theres plenty more fish in the sea buddy

good luck
 
If you want to hang out with somebody after school, just ask them to go to a movie or something. It doesn't have to be a big deal at all. If you're shy (like I am), it might help to have it spelled out, so try this: "Hey, want to go see ____ on Saturday?"

This also works with women. One great way is to invite a lot of people, and the "object of your desire" as well :thumbsup: If all goes right, you could end up sitting next to her in a movie theater, having a great time, and furthering your relationship.

And keep in mind that Europe is all popular and stuff right now. Saying "I'm from Europe" could make shallow hot girls swoon. Plus, you can say stuff like "In my country, it is customary to have sex on the first date." She may not beleive it, but she'll like your sense of humor (hopefully).

Good luck, and remember: Bros before hoes.
 
Yes, Unforgiven has a point. You could follow our advice and become a player ( :thumbsup: ) or be like Unforgiven and endlessly mope about, dismissing any advice as "I can't, I'm a loser."

Both have their own rewards. :thumbsup:
 
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