If your s/o cheated on you would you give a shit?

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Mhyco O

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Apparently he did.

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Story replete with trailer persona:
 
Imagine his excretement when he got to see the look on her face for the first time! It's crazy she's turning it into a fecal issue by taking him to court though... she neeRAB to fece the facts, she's not going to win this case unless the browns go to the super bowl. Unlikely.
 
After the cheap wine and the tequila shots, he misinterpreted her request. He thought she wanted a tattoo that accurately captured the essence of Narnia...
 
hahahahahaha

Couple years ago a coworker offered me a copy of the Chronicles of Narnia. I asked her what it was about and when she used the worRAB 'magical' and 'mystical' in the same sentence I knew it wasn't the movie for me, lol.
 
Couple years back I worked with these two sales mgr who seeing each other and were also both in a relationship she was married, when shit hit the fan the lady divorced the husband, he got a picture tattooed of her smilling little did he know that picture was taken by the other sales mgr she was seeing which is why she was smilling there after years of unhappiness crazzzzzy
 
she probably had to look at it real good before she figured out it was an actual pile of shit and not narnia.

i had that worded so much better in my head
 
Cool Story Bro: A local tattoo shop has a "pull a tattoo out of a hat" special once a month. The two I hear about all athe time are on the same person. One is a dolphin leaping over a rainbow with a flacid shlong that's bigger than the dolphin and the other is a giant peen with wings and a halo.
That said, I think the girl above got the shit end of the stick.
 
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