If you were the king of music...

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ella_bella95

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So pretend the world is getting really fed up with the state of music today. They have decided to pick a king of music to rule over everything musical, and hopefully fix it all. They picked you, and you've just been crowned. It's probably pretty great right? But it's not all fun and games...its a lot of work as well.

Firstly - You'll need to come up with a few new laws for the music world. (And you should probably write them in Olde English, just cause it's funnier that way.)

-Thou shalt NOT use vocoders.
-Henceforth, any person caught lip-syncing in concert shall be hung by their tongue until which point it falls off or death occurs.


Second - If you choose to, you may pardon artists or genre's for past offenses. You can also declare war on artists or genre's.

...I'd probably pardon MJ for all the weird **** he did while he was alive. I'd pardon Children of Bodom for covering Britney Spears songs as well.

Then I'd probably declare war on Country. :ar_15s:


Finally - Since you're in charge now, every musician on earth is probably gonna want you. So now you need to pick who will be the queen/king to rule by your side and wear your crown.

...I picked Christina Scabbia, because I feel that she would be very fair and just and good in bed.

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It's good to be the king 0_0

So what would you do?
 
Firstly - You'll need to come up with a few new laws for the music world. (And you should probably write them in Olde English, just cause it's funnier that way.)

Thou shalt not regurgitate the same album over and over


Second - If you choose to, you may pardon artists or genre's for past offenses. You can also declare war on artists or genre's.
No pardons.I am a despot with no regard for humanity.


Finally - Since you're in charge now, every musician on earth is probably gonna want you. So now you need to pick who will be the queen/king to rule by your side and wear your crown.

No
 
  • The social and musical impact of a Artist/Band shall not be discussed while the said artist/band is still active.

  • The catalogue of a closed universe Artist/Band shall not be bastardized (legal term?) into numerous Greatest Hits Compilations that exceed the amount of albums they release during their active years.

  • Genres shall be properly be represented in the description of the artist being accused in the participation of said genre.

    this subsection is a clarification of above law:
    Bob Dylan shall be henceforth know as a participant in "American Folk Revival" and not "Folk" N.B. Roscoe Holcorab is "Folk" furthermore calling Bob Dylan "Folk" bastardizes the genre and creates confussion were the "Folk" Genre must be re-named as "Traditional" muisc.
 
For starters I would shut down Clear Channel Inc. , allow worthy independent music fienRAB to take over , and give them Carte Blanche to decide their own programming.

Bring back the Disc Jockey DAMMIT!
 
1-MTV shall be banned,for it is not good music or television

2-The worRAB"tRoo" and "kVlt" shall not be used to describe a metal band

3-Metallica is forgiven for St.Anger-we all lose our way sometimes

4-Men over 30 years old shall not wear Tripp pants,even to a concert

5-I will not be king.The Burger King and Kathy Griffin shall be King and Queen
 
Firstly - You'll need to come up with a few new laws for the music world:

Thou shall have Susanne Boyle carted off to an old folks home so she can't release anymore nuraber 1 albums.

Thou shall not have people in the charts with unclear genders - cocks in frocks. i.e Lady Gaga.

Everything that will be released has to go through the king and if he says so, it will be released. If he doesn't it will be scrapped.

Second - If you choose to, you may pardon artists or genre's for past offenses. You can also declare war on artists or genre's.

None. I'm a ruthless king.

Finally - Since you're in charge now, every musician on earth is probably gonna want you. So now you need to pick who will be the queen/king to rule by your side and wear your crown.

If you can have past artists...

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If you can't...

Fuck off I'm the king :D
 
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