Here is exactly what I would do to get me back into watching Raw.
1.) Show opens with Mcmahon's music hitting. Mcmahon cuts a promo and says I have come to the realization over these past five years that you fans deserve something special. That is why tonight there is going to be changes not only what you see from the talent, but people's perception of Raw in general. He goes on to say that before the end of this night he guarantees that Raw will have something that people will get their attention that hasn't gotten their attention in years. Mcmahon's music hits and the announcers are wondering what it could be.
2.) Then after the commercial a 15 foot high steel cage lowers to the ring. Lawler and Cole are wondering about this. CM Punk's music hits accompanied by the Straight Edge Society. He gets in the ring and announce an open challenge to anyone in the back and that I am going to pretend this guy is Rey Mysterio. A man comes out wearing with gimmick involving blue body armor and a rotating drill hand piece that he take off for wrestling and a helmet with a plastic nonrotating drill on top of his helmet. The ring announcer calls him crash man. The man facially has gold teeth and a short cut beard is 6 foot 2 and weighs 278 pounds. The match starts off great. Punk tries to immediately escape before performing a flying cross body as crash man tries to grab him as he leaves the cage. Punk does a series of kicks and turns around for a split second and crash man takes advantage with a tremendous clothesline. He bites the cage showing off his gold teeth. He picks up Punk and performs the modified version of the camel clutch. The referee eventually raises the hand once, then twice, then Punk stay alives as he grabs the ropes for leverage to help raise crash man on his shoulders and then slams him to the ground. While Crash man is down Punk crawls toward the door entrance, but as he nears the exit Crash Man gets up and drags him back to the ring and give him an elbow to the back. He picks up Punk and gives him a fireman's carry version of a back breaker. Crash Man starts to climb the cage as he does Luke Gallows pulls out a screw driver from under the ring. He starts unscrewing the screws from the cage attached to the corner ring posts of the cage with crash man unaware. As Gallows undoes the final screw the side of the cage falls to the barracade and Crash Man's head bounce off of the top metal structure of the cage. He falls back into the ring while the side of the cage rests on the black barricade. Punk then slowly gets up and starts climbing the cage on the left of the screen while on the right side of the turnbuckle is where the cage is down. Amazingly Crash Man starts to crawl to where the cage is resting on the barricade. He is unaware of what he is doing. Then as Punks is standing on top of the cage he performs a moonsault off the top of the left corner of the cage down onto Crash Man through the cage. CM Punk is declared the winner or is he? his body hit the floor first, but did his feet? They look at the replay and when they slow it down dramatically Punk's feet hit the ground a split second after Crash man's. Crash man's body was in the ring while his feet dangled on the ring. As punk hit the moonsault his body bounce off Crash Man's and rolled over backwards while instantaneously causing Crash Man's feet to hit the ground first. Crash Man the winner.
3.) Big Show takes on Sheamus Sheamus wins the match
4.) Edge's music hits. Edge is in tag team action with Cena going up against Jericho and Randy Orton. Match is well done with plenty of action. During the match a limousine pulls out to the ramp way. No one comes out it just sits there. Cena blind tags HHH towards the end of the match to eventually pick up the victory. We go to commercial.
5.) A person comes out in a white wedding dress. You don't know who it is though, because the person's face is blocked by a vale. The person cuts a promo and it sounds a lot like a girl or is it? The person claims it has been a very long time since she has renewed her "personal" wedding vows. As this person says another word the lights go out. When the lights go back on the Undertaker starts rolling a casket out from the back of the limo towards the ring. The Undertaker just gives a cuthroat sign to the person in the wedding dress. Everyone is thinking what the HELL IS GOING ON!!! Undertaker then just leaves to the backstage. The casket opens by itself and out comes an old looking man in a black 18th century suit with a round tall black hat he looks a little like the Monopoly guy. The monopoly guy cuts a promo and asks why did you take my soul and not help me survive? He explains his discuss. Mcmahon's music hit again. He looks disgusted. Mcmahon says I'm not wasting a perfectly good wrestling show to make it a three ring circus with a couple of sex freaks who want t
1.) Show opens with Mcmahon's music hitting. Mcmahon cuts a promo and says I have come to the realization over these past five years that you fans deserve something special. That is why tonight there is going to be changes not only what you see from the talent, but people's perception of Raw in general. He goes on to say that before the end of this night he guarantees that Raw will have something that people will get their attention that hasn't gotten their attention in years. Mcmahon's music hits and the announcers are wondering what it could be.
2.) Then after the commercial a 15 foot high steel cage lowers to the ring. Lawler and Cole are wondering about this. CM Punk's music hits accompanied by the Straight Edge Society. He gets in the ring and announce an open challenge to anyone in the back and that I am going to pretend this guy is Rey Mysterio. A man comes out wearing with gimmick involving blue body armor and a rotating drill hand piece that he take off for wrestling and a helmet with a plastic nonrotating drill on top of his helmet. The ring announcer calls him crash man. The man facially has gold teeth and a short cut beard is 6 foot 2 and weighs 278 pounds. The match starts off great. Punk tries to immediately escape before performing a flying cross body as crash man tries to grab him as he leaves the cage. Punk does a series of kicks and turns around for a split second and crash man takes advantage with a tremendous clothesline. He bites the cage showing off his gold teeth. He picks up Punk and performs the modified version of the camel clutch. The referee eventually raises the hand once, then twice, then Punk stay alives as he grabs the ropes for leverage to help raise crash man on his shoulders and then slams him to the ground. While Crash man is down Punk crawls toward the door entrance, but as he nears the exit Crash Man gets up and drags him back to the ring and give him an elbow to the back. He picks up Punk and gives him a fireman's carry version of a back breaker. Crash Man starts to climb the cage as he does Luke Gallows pulls out a screw driver from under the ring. He starts unscrewing the screws from the cage attached to the corner ring posts of the cage with crash man unaware. As Gallows undoes the final screw the side of the cage falls to the barracade and Crash Man's head bounce off of the top metal structure of the cage. He falls back into the ring while the side of the cage rests on the black barricade. Punk then slowly gets up and starts climbing the cage on the left of the screen while on the right side of the turnbuckle is where the cage is down. Amazingly Crash Man starts to crawl to where the cage is resting on the barricade. He is unaware of what he is doing. Then as Punks is standing on top of the cage he performs a moonsault off the top of the left corner of the cage down onto Crash Man through the cage. CM Punk is declared the winner or is he? his body hit the floor first, but did his feet? They look at the replay and when they slow it down dramatically Punk's feet hit the ground a split second after Crash man's. Crash man's body was in the ring while his feet dangled on the ring. As punk hit the moonsault his body bounce off Crash Man's and rolled over backwards while instantaneously causing Crash Man's feet to hit the ground first. Crash Man the winner.
3.) Big Show takes on Sheamus Sheamus wins the match
4.) Edge's music hits. Edge is in tag team action with Cena going up against Jericho and Randy Orton. Match is well done with plenty of action. During the match a limousine pulls out to the ramp way. No one comes out it just sits there. Cena blind tags HHH towards the end of the match to eventually pick up the victory. We go to commercial.
5.) A person comes out in a white wedding dress. You don't know who it is though, because the person's face is blocked by a vale. The person cuts a promo and it sounds a lot like a girl or is it? The person claims it has been a very long time since she has renewed her "personal" wedding vows. As this person says another word the lights go out. When the lights go back on the Undertaker starts rolling a casket out from the back of the limo towards the ring. The Undertaker just gives a cuthroat sign to the person in the wedding dress. Everyone is thinking what the HELL IS GOING ON!!! Undertaker then just leaves to the backstage. The casket opens by itself and out comes an old looking man in a black 18th century suit with a round tall black hat he looks a little like the Monopoly guy. The monopoly guy cuts a promo and asks why did you take my soul and not help me survive? He explains his discuss. Mcmahon's music hit again. He looks disgusted. Mcmahon says I'm not wasting a perfectly good wrestling show to make it a three ring circus with a couple of sex freaks who want t