IF YOU HAD TO BE "INTIMATE " WITH ANY POKEMON WHICH ONE AND WHY?

[Dick]

i personally would pick magikarp because its defenseless, either that or metapod, because it knows harden

 

[Gogetosaiyan]

probably a dewgong because I read somewhere that fishermen have sex with manatees because their vaginas are the most similar to a woman's. And dewgong looks a lot like a manatee.

 

[Joshua]

Well if you do, be careful! You don't want to get any bulbasaurs

 

[Alex]

Definitely go with jigglepuff just because it is the cutest one of all.

 

[Gogetosaiyan]

probably a dewgong because I read somewhere that fishermen have sex with manatees because their vaginas are the most similar to a woman's. And dewgong looks a lot like a manatee.