If you had Hugh Hefner, John Wilmot, and the Marquis De Sade round for tea, what topic

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would be discussed? A) Politics
B) Religion
C) Musical Theater
D) Economics
 
I can't begin to tell you what a shameless harlot I would behave as, if these men were sitting at my table. I would flash them my ankles immediately, and it would only get worse from there!

We'd probably be discussing religion. As in, "Oh god! What plump, pale sin of the flesh lieth on the table before us! Such breasts as kings and priests only dream of! Thank you, Lord, for women born with a total lack of morals!"

For Easter dinner, I invited the Marquis, and Jonathan Swift, and Erszebet Bathory.
 
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