If you and I were at a Michigan Barn Dance together..?

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and my husband and my sister were at a table playing Monopoly and drunk LeRoy stumbled during the Macarena, fell onto the monopoly table, and got the little metal dog lodged into his eye socket so far that Slick had to pry it out with a spoon and then he accidentally pryed LeRoy's entire eye out and it flew across the dance floor and into PCB's fro and we all were like "DONT MOVE" and went running to dig the eye out of the fro but PCB had already eaten some of KK88's special brownies and was a little paranoid anyway so he took off running and tripped over Cel's Giant Beaver and fell through the floor which was actually the loft of the barn and landed on a cow and the cow took off running with him and jumped very high over the moon but then fell into lake michigan, would you give my sister and hubby a ride home when the dance was over because I'd be exhausted and probably just go home and go to bed?
 
I would make love to the "thickest" girl I could find and then wake her up at noon and have her make me a chicken salad sammie and kool aid
 
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