Homestar Runner
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1. 'Commencing Load Sequence' - A rather unfortunate, yet successful, attempt by developers to squeeze money out of the slower members of our species. The description on the packaging would have you believe it's a nuclear war simulation, yet nothing is ever presented but a loading screen with purple monkeys hopping around happily. There have been reports of people that are still watching it, and have done so continuously since 1989.
2. 'Bugs!!! V3.992512' - This game is full of bugs. The literal kind. The computer kind. Nevermind. It's so buggy that the game's homepage's Bug-O-Meter is still ticking merrily. The game was first shipped as V3.992512 because it was up to it's noggin in bugs. Gameplay? Oh, I get it. Nobody knows the Original Object Of The Game (OOOTG) anymore. Hardcore programmers use it to test out their uber bug-hunting skills. Many game companies now use a variant of this game as an "entrance exam" for potential programmers. Needless to say, many of them freaked out. Some say the flood of crappy games today is the direct result of their unbalanced minds. There is a one in three chance this game crashes on loadup anyway.
3. 'George Bush Searches For Weapons of Mass Destruction' - You get to play as George Bush and you search for Weapons of Mass Destruction. This game isn't possible to complete, because their aren't actually any WMD's in the countries Bush suspects, but don't worry fans of this genere, cheats galore allowing planting WMD's and then saying you found them, and also pretending bags of sugar are anthrax and obliterating them to "Save Freedom". After you beat the game once, you get to pointlessly declare war on other nations and say you are fighting for Freedom and our Safety cough*bullshit*cough*.
2. 'Bugs!!! V3.992512' - This game is full of bugs. The literal kind. The computer kind. Nevermind. It's so buggy that the game's homepage's Bug-O-Meter is still ticking merrily. The game was first shipped as V3.992512 because it was up to it's noggin in bugs. Gameplay? Oh, I get it. Nobody knows the Original Object Of The Game (OOOTG) anymore. Hardcore programmers use it to test out their uber bug-hunting skills. Many game companies now use a variant of this game as an "entrance exam" for potential programmers. Needless to say, many of them freaked out. Some say the flood of crappy games today is the direct result of their unbalanced minds. There is a one in three chance this game crashes on loadup anyway.
3. 'George Bush Searches For Weapons of Mass Destruction' - You get to play as George Bush and you search for Weapons of Mass Destruction. This game isn't possible to complete, because their aren't actually any WMD's in the countries Bush suspects, but don't worry fans of this genere, cheats galore allowing planting WMD's and then saying you found them, and also pretending bags of sugar are anthrax and obliterating them to "Save Freedom". After you beat the game once, you get to pointlessly declare war on other nations and say you are fighting for Freedom and our Safety cough*bullshit*cough*.