If life is so fair, then why can't I dance like Britney Spears?

I love Britney, she's like a female Tim Tebow to me, except I don't really want to marry her. I have ALL her videos and songs in iPod and when I'm bored, I watch her videos and imagine me dancing like that. I have tried to learn her moves but I just can't. My body is anti-dance :'(

I spent my whole late childhood waiting for Britney Spears to go to my country but she never did. When I was 20, I finally saw her in Salt Lake City when she was touring for Circus and I started to cry of excitement when she appeared on the stage. The Pussycat Dolls opened the show for her and I really wish I was a Pussycat Doll, too, they're so pretty.
I can't even sing like her. Can't y'all understand that my talent is being untalented? I can't play any sports, sing, cook, dance, or do anything special. I'm nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes, but at least I have good taste in guys... that never like me back, but still.
 
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