lemme get this straight...there are all these females having to BEG for backrubs (starts heating up his oils) Even whine at times ( cracks knuckles to "loosen em up"). Hmmmmm, allow me a moment or two to ponder. Ok long enough YES I WILL!!!! Wait.....do I get to touch you while Im rubbing you? It is A TOUCH massage right?!?!? Not like one of those touchless carwash thingies (I STILL aint figured THAT out btw). Just dont tell my fiance......I never rub her....WHY should I, ya know she alrady loves me.....BUT if you (or AJ, or Lilbit -or ANY other female for THAT matter-) want one...form a line right here!!!!
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