if i flop put my penis and dance around in cirles will i get magical powers?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Alex V
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"NO,..nothing ever happens for much of anything
floppy,...you need to work on the use of your wand,.. first
then see what happens after that,...that flop thing,...un un,.."
just ain't gone work,..
 
ohh of course. you might have to add in the sacrifice of a virgin, and runic patterns that certify the giving of your soul to the dark one though. Especially if you want the really cool powers.
 
duh.
dont be stupid.
also for all you ladies out there,
if you put toothpaste in your vagina,
you can fly.
 
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