If I can't remember the last time I had sex with my wife, does that make me an honorary

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Roadkill #9

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virgin? Sort of like when a famous person gets an honorary PhD... they didn't do the work but they get recognized for their knowledge and contributions. I'm thinking my wife has denied me sex for so long that I'm starting to feel like a virgin again.
 
Yes you're now a virgin... and you'll realize that the moment other prisoners starts sending you KY Jelly as a token of liking you.
 
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