pebbles_briggs
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they'd just wear fuckin earmuffs if they stood in line for the midnight release. or just pulled out one of their wands and cast a spell
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If Harry Potter fans weren't retarded..
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KISHOR LAL
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i went to see harry potter last night there were 9 other people in the theatre
ChildOfBo(re)dom
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The Psychedelic Mango
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THere were two bitches at the book store dressed up in really short hogsworth skirts
For potter nerds they were smokin
For potter nerds they were smokin
Christopher Skelton
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of course not, im a female
CanadianDreamer
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why wasnt that all over hte news
when someone does anything almost relating to video games there is a huge cry to ban every video game ever made
lets ban books
when someone does anything almost relating to video games there is a huge cry to ban every video game ever made
lets ban books
buckeyefan
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only jew books
crystallized tear
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northwest_usa
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I hate it when people bitch about "Oh, this is too violent! We need to ban it!" or "That is Offensive! Stop it!" but when it's something that THEY care about, like books for instance, they try to weasel out of it with a "but, it taught my son how to read."
No, a teacher teachs how to read, the book is there for entertaiment
I hate it when people bitch about "Oh, this is too violent! We need to ban it!" or "That is Offensive! Stop it!" but when it's something that THEY care about, like books for instance, they try to weasel out of it with a "but, it taught my son how to read."
No, a teacher teachs how to read, the book is there for entertaiment
xXSakina28Xx
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Please take into consideration this petition. Harry Potter, the new "fad" for books and movies is evil. Some people disagree saying, "Oh it is only a
harmless book". But what lurks behind those pages, it more evil then Harry Potter himself. Please help us band harry potter and read some of the comments made by children who have read these dreadful books. And please, read this one right below carefully, and reread it if you have to.
"And here is dear Ashley, a 9 year old, the typical average age reader of Harry Potter: "I used to believe in what they taught us at Sunday School," said Ashley, conjuring up an ancient spell to summon Cerebus, the three-headed hound of hell. "But the Harry Potter books showed me that magic is real, something I can learn and use right now, and that the Bible is nothing but Boring lies." age 9....what is this world coming to?
"I want to go to wizard school and learn magic. I'd like to learn to use a wand to cast spells." age 10
"If I could go to wizard school, I might be able to do spells and potions and fly a broomstick." age 12
"It would be great to be a wizard because you could control situations and things like teachers."age 11
"I'd like to go to wizard school and learn magic and put spells on people. I'd make up an ugly spell and then it's pay-back time."age 9
"I feel like I'm inside Harry's world. If I went to wizard school I'd study everything: spells, counterspells, and defense against the dark arts."age 10
"I liked it when the bad guys killed the unicorn and Voldemort drank its blood."age 13
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
-imprisonment of a child, repeatedly
-physical abuse by caregivers, repeatedly
-firearm threat with discharge
-"Anyone who stood up against him ended up dead."
-floating evil being drinking blood from an animal's neck
-floating evil being threatening a child
-attack of children by a huge three-headed dog, repeatedly
-bloody injury
-animated chess game with lives at stake, graphic
-willingness to commit suicide to enable victory of friends
-evil face on the back of a head
-orders to kill a boy
-attempted murder
-threat of death for disobedience
-ghost removing his head
-great falls, repeatedly
-attack by a giant troll
-beating of a child with a club by a giant troll, seeing the club hit the child, repeatedly
-threat of harm to force compliance
-brutality
-burning flesh
-crumbling flesh
Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
-two uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
-abusive caregivers
-child screaming at his parents
-parents submitting to child's screaming
-adolescent arrogance
-lie to prevent accountability
-adolescent meanness to others, repeatedly
-children wandering about alone in a forest at night
-planning disobedience and disobedience of rules
-lie
-bully threat
-lies to protect
-brutal sports tactics with audience of children cheering it on
-invisibility to sneak, repeatedly
-encouragement by an adult to a child to break the rules to get even
Sex/Homosexuality (S):
none noted
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
-smoking
Offense to God (O)(2):
-witchcraft/sorcery to control others, repeatedly
-transfiguration
-levitation, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery to get even
-boy conversing with a snake
-witchcraft/sorcery to start fires, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery to grow tail on a boy
-community of witches and wizards
-goblins, ghosts, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery to destroy property
-"You're a wizard, Harry"
-"Not all wizards are good"
-disappearance by witchcraft/sorcery
-walking through walls
-casting spells, repeatedly
-manifestations in mirror
-mirror to show deepest desires
-elixir of life to make immortal
-half man, half horse beast
-protection by unholy force
-broom riding, repeatedly
-attempted murder with witchcraft/sorcery, repeatedly
-offer to resurrect parents by unholy force
-"There is no good or evil. There's only power" (Voldemort)
-talking witches hat
-witchcraft/sorcery to create food
-paintings with moving subjects, repeatedly
-teaching the use of potions to control others and even "stopper" death
-evil eyes, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery incantation to do harm
-Christmas without Jesus
-invisibility by witchcraft/sorcery
-face in pain protruding from book pages
-demon cat; witch's familiar
-evil passing through boy's body, causing unconsciousness
-witchcraft/sorcery to change flag colors
-unholy possession
Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
-tale of many murders
-murder of teacher by unholy possession
"The books are very clever. I couldn't put them down. When I was scared I made myself believe that it was supposed to be funny so I wasn't so scared."age 12.
Why were they scared?
Sincerely,
harmless book". But what lurks behind those pages, it more evil then Harry Potter himself. Please help us band harry potter and read some of the comments made by children who have read these dreadful books. And please, read this one right below carefully, and reread it if you have to.
"And here is dear Ashley, a 9 year old, the typical average age reader of Harry Potter: "I used to believe in what they taught us at Sunday School," said Ashley, conjuring up an ancient spell to summon Cerebus, the three-headed hound of hell. "But the Harry Potter books showed me that magic is real, something I can learn and use right now, and that the Bible is nothing but Boring lies." age 9....what is this world coming to?
"I want to go to wizard school and learn magic. I'd like to learn to use a wand to cast spells." age 10
"If I could go to wizard school, I might be able to do spells and potions and fly a broomstick." age 12
"It would be great to be a wizard because you could control situations and things like teachers."age 11
"I'd like to go to wizard school and learn magic and put spells on people. I'd make up an ugly spell and then it's pay-back time."age 9
"I feel like I'm inside Harry's world. If I went to wizard school I'd study everything: spells, counterspells, and defense against the dark arts."age 10
"I liked it when the bad guys killed the unicorn and Voldemort drank its blood."age 13
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
-imprisonment of a child, repeatedly
-physical abuse by caregivers, repeatedly
-firearm threat with discharge
-"Anyone who stood up against him ended up dead."
-floating evil being drinking blood from an animal's neck
-floating evil being threatening a child
-attack of children by a huge three-headed dog, repeatedly
-bloody injury
-animated chess game with lives at stake, graphic
-willingness to commit suicide to enable victory of friends
-evil face on the back of a head
-orders to kill a boy
-attempted murder
-threat of death for disobedience
-ghost removing his head
-great falls, repeatedly
-attack by a giant troll
-beating of a child with a club by a giant troll, seeing the club hit the child, repeatedly
-threat of harm to force compliance
-brutality
-burning flesh
-crumbling flesh
Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
-two uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
-abusive caregivers
-child screaming at his parents
-parents submitting to child's screaming
-adolescent arrogance
-lie to prevent accountability
-adolescent meanness to others, repeatedly
-children wandering about alone in a forest at night
-planning disobedience and disobedience of rules
-lie
-bully threat
-lies to protect
-brutal sports tactics with audience of children cheering it on
-invisibility to sneak, repeatedly
-encouragement by an adult to a child to break the rules to get even
Sex/Homosexuality (S):
none noted
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
-smoking
Offense to God (O)(2):
-witchcraft/sorcery to control others, repeatedly
-transfiguration
-levitation, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery to get even
-boy conversing with a snake
-witchcraft/sorcery to start fires, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery to grow tail on a boy
-community of witches and wizards
-goblins, ghosts, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery to destroy property
-"You're a wizard, Harry"
-"Not all wizards are good"
-disappearance by witchcraft/sorcery
-walking through walls
-casting spells, repeatedly
-manifestations in mirror
-mirror to show deepest desires
-elixir of life to make immortal
-half man, half horse beast
-protection by unholy force
-broom riding, repeatedly
-attempted murder with witchcraft/sorcery, repeatedly
-offer to resurrect parents by unholy force
-"There is no good or evil. There's only power" (Voldemort)
-talking witches hat
-witchcraft/sorcery to create food
-paintings with moving subjects, repeatedly
-teaching the use of potions to control others and even "stopper" death
-evil eyes, repeatedly
-witchcraft/sorcery incantation to do harm
-Christmas without Jesus
-invisibility by witchcraft/sorcery
-face in pain protruding from book pages
-demon cat; witch's familiar
-evil passing through boy's body, causing unconsciousness
-witchcraft/sorcery to change flag colors
-unholy possession
Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
-tale of many murders
-murder of teacher by unholy possession
"The books are very clever. I couldn't put them down. When I was scared I made myself believe that it was supposed to be funny so I wasn't so scared."age 12.
Why were they scared?
Sincerely,