If Chicago gets the Olympics, what new sports can they add?

[Pro Con]

Green handshaking relay - they hand off money instead of a baton

Corrupt governor jousting - knock the governor off the horse

 

[ticked off]

acorn bobbing

 

[Apple Soda]

Hurdling fences while running away from the police....

 

[Ghost of 1776]

Synchonized sleeping with fishes?

 

[goodluckwithhat]

Dead Fish mailing, arm twisting

I'm glad so little is going on here that the President can take time away to make a case in front of the Olympic committee.

 

[carmenlafond]

Blago. poetry/scandal event.

 

[Pelosi's Water Boy]

Dodging gun shots in the ghettos that Obama organized

Or a Find an honest politician contest, never mind, Chicago has no honest politicians they are all Democrats

 

[IChee]

maybe a relay race handing off money instead of a baton

 

[PopsLove 6]

None, I hope.

 

[chuck_junior]

Drive-by shooting biathalon.
Police pursuit triathalon.

 

[Rada S]

I knew it would not be long before Obama starts acting like the THUGS in his neighborhood...
...please do not tell me he is NOW busting a Sag!

 

[Robert F]

Making fat right wing hillbillies do calisthenics.