If all the Bible characters were living today and were college students,...?

[Marlboro Man]

...which one would throw the best parties? And what would go on there?

Also, who would his/her roommate be?

Thank you for your answers.

Yee-Hah!
The Marlboro Man
Skulls: Ha! Good point.

 

[Hall of Skulls 7]

Lot, he seemed to pimp out his daughters.

 

[Bucket Lover]

The fraternity where the citizens of Sodom & Gomorrah live would have the best parties.