If aliens landed in your back garden, what would you do?

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Prepare some guacamole and chips, Tequila and make them dance before they can use my phone.
 
no. i'd blame my girlfriend for planting those multicoloured flashing lights among the plants.
i always said they'd attract gayliens.
 
I would be Absolutely stunned , totally lost for words , jaw droopingly amazed..........I live in a terrace I don't have a garden
 
i would take a pic with them and send them to tom delonge....



j/k

i would run out!!!! scream and shout!!
 
I'd ask if they spoke English. Then offer them a cup of tea. You can't beat a cuppa!
 
Ask them to come round to the front door incase the neigbourhood watch thought they were burglars...then I'd ask them for a cure for cancer so I could market it and become a millionaire.
 
well if it was a sexy 3 breasted, 4 bum cheeked 3 handed 2 headed female alien id show her my room and tell her its the embassy of earth and show her how we great new visators NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE if you get my flow hehehehehehehehehehehe
 
Get them a seat on the decking and have a nice talk with Coca cola and biscuits. They might be able to take away some people who i don't like.
 
I'd say "Now You look here, I wouldn't allow hippies in tents on My lawn, and I certainly won't allow You, kindly clear off before I set the dogs on You".
 
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