If a 35 year old guy on a bicycle is yelling into his cellphone "Latino Crack...

[Dónde Están]

...Dealer!!" ? Would you get the Great Dane out onto the lawn and escort the guy off your property?

 

[Nick R]

i would send the poodle

 

[Zach L]

No, he'd be having dinner with my family.

 

[onenotwonworld]

absolutely - send the poodle what the hell's marmaduke gonna do