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Nkumbu
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Paddy dies in a fire and was burnt pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best mates, Dermot and Tony were sent it.
Dermot went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
"Wow." says Dermot. "He is burnt pretty bad. Turn him over."
So the mortician rolls him over and Dermot shakes his head. "Nope. It ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought this was strange and then brings Tony in to identify the body.
"Wow, he is pretty burnt." Tony says. "Could you roll him over?"
The mortician does so and Tony shakes his head. "Nope. It ain't Paddy."
"How can you tell?" The mortician asks out of curiousity.
"Paddy had two assholes." replies Tony.
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yeah. Everybody knew. Everything we went out into town, folks would say 'here comes Paddy with them two assholes.'"
STAR ME IF FUNNY =D
Dermot went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
"Wow." says Dermot. "He is burnt pretty bad. Turn him over."
So the mortician rolls him over and Dermot shakes his head. "Nope. It ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought this was strange and then brings Tony in to identify the body.
"Wow, he is pretty burnt." Tony says. "Could you roll him over?"
The mortician does so and Tony shakes his head. "Nope. It ain't Paddy."
"How can you tell?" The mortician asks out of curiousity.
"Paddy had two assholes." replies Tony.
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yeah. Everybody knew. Everything we went out into town, folks would say 'here comes Paddy with them two assholes.'"
STAR ME IF FUNNY =D