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Sir Bartholomew
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still cannot get it all off me. Help? I was assured by my grandmother that it would be easy to remove, so I went along with it. Well Saturday night after I was done chaperoning the dance, my wife and I wanted to get intimate for the first time (my son is adopted, but he doesn't know), and she couldn't peel off the suit. She tried eating it off but the mess just became more severe.
What did you do the last time you wore a Fruit Roll-up tuxedo? How did you get it off?
Also, in a fit of rage and frustration, I told my son that he was adopted. He didn't seem to mind much, he just said "Thank god, you're a moron, I don't know what mom see's in you".
So I said to him, "Hey genius, she's not your mom either." Then he started crying. What should I say to him?
What did you do the last time you wore a Fruit Roll-up tuxedo? How did you get it off?
Also, in a fit of rage and frustration, I told my son that he was adopted. He didn't seem to mind much, he just said "Thank god, you're a moron, I don't know what mom see's in you".
So I said to him, "Hey genius, she's not your mom either." Then he started crying. What should I say to him?