I want to thank all of you for ruining video games.

Its because of dicks like you that we have had...


*no less than twenty world war 2 games
*countless... COUNTLESS "tactical shooters"
*john woo's strangehold did not sell half as well as call of duty 4
*call of duty 4 even exists
*first person shooter games have had exactly four unique weapons in over ten years, whereas prior to this there was at least four new weapons IN EVERY GAME.

The only remotely creative first person shooter games we have had in over a decade are painkiller and halo. That's it.

You idiots splooge over the Same Shit(tm) over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, and so it keeps getting made over and over and over and over again.

Action Video games used to be a place of dreams.

Now they are where dreams go to die.

Go smoke a blunt and jerk off to football and anal sex, losers.
 
I really don't see what was so great about halo. Ok, so it's got some vehicles (plenty of other games have done that already) recharging armor shit (which I personally hate), and you can throw grenades with a button on the controller without switching weapons. Not that amazing. Unreal Tournament is just as much fun, but I don't hear people jizzing their pants over that.
 
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