i want to hear your most funny jokes?

[martin lewis]

about any thing please

 

[Hannah]

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick."

 

[Hannah]

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick."

 

[Into the Mystic]

What did the dog with 3 legs say to the bartender?


I am looking for the guy who shot my paw.

 

[lilmissdisorganised]

Carlsberg don't do alzheimers.
Just exceedingly good cakes.