I think my wife's an android?

[Marcus S]

Before I begin to explain, I would like to say that I'm not trolling(making something up to get people'sattention). It's not like I can talk to my friends or family because they would have me committed for even talking about this. I figure this is the best place to talk about it. I'm 22 and Alia(my wife)is 19. I first started to notice some Irregularities with my wife two months into our merrage. It all started one night when Alia was sleeping. I started to hear a hum(like the one you hear from an electrecal current)coming from somewhere in our bethroom. I was terrefied when I reolised that the hum was coming from inside Alia. The hum stopped when I woke her up. It got weirder. Every Friday night friends come over to play cards and drink beer. Later that night me and my buddies heard weird mechanical-like noises coming from the second floor. I went to check it out and when I peecked into the bathroom inside our bethroom I could swear that I saw Alia-literaly-put her face back on and for a split second I could see a circuit board inside her face but I was a little drunk that night so I can't really be sure at what I saw. I also started to notice black vans parked across the street and men in black standing in my lawn in the middle of the night which scares the hell out of me. I want to talk to her about this but I'm afraid to. She acts normal enough but sometimes she's fasinated by the most common things like forks or the neighborhood cat. Am I going crazy?