I think I totally blew it and made an ass of myself chatting up this...

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...beautiful clerk I met. Please help? So I was at the gas station up my street and I saw the most beautiful woman taking inventory. I don't know why I all of the sudden had the guts to do so, but I started up some small talk. Then I totally panicked and for some reason asked her if she thought I was being creepy. Then I told her a couple times she could tell me honestly and to fuck off if I was bothering her. I don't know why I did it, but people in the past have tod me I'm creepy.
Also, when she went back to her register, I actually followed her there and rang up with her. There was a guy right next to her to make matters worse, but I felt like he was giving me the stink eye, so I ignored him.
The worst part is, while behind the counter, I had an itch in my crotch I couldn't help and scratched it. I don't know whether or not she saw it.
The whole time she was smiling and acting nice, probably because I was just another asshole customer. She also laughed a couple times, though they were probably out of awkwardness.
I really like this girl and want a strictly casual encounter for the time being, like coffee or something. I'm thinking about going back the same day this week or next, but I'm fearing that's a bad idea. Is there any way I can rectify the situation? I hate myself for acting like such an ass.
 
Okay, protip: next time dont ask if you're being creapy - just be confident in yourself and she'll pick up on it.

better luck next time though,
 
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