I really really really need help coming up with some witty one liners, help?

[Oh babyyyy babyyyy]

For example; If it ain't cute, put it on mute. And when in doubt, kick her out.
Please try to list as many as possible.
Not in response to anything. Just any that you've ever heard. Share please.
Okay, whatever, not witty, but that effing rhyme. Can you help or not! Rude ass!