I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so?

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anonymous

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I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so?

I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.

what do you think i should steal next? I mean I can just pray it off later.
well I am a women I so probably wouldn't steal a wife....but then again I could just make the prayer a little longer, he should be cool with it.
 
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