I need you guys to help me think of an outlandish story about....?

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LaDeeDa

New member
Okay. so our band was good last year, and it sucks this year. i need a story about one paragraph long that is really weird and explains how our band can get better.
Ex: a giant moose comes in with his cucumber minions and helps us. (hopefully you can think of something better.)
Hahaha long story why i am asking this. but please help me (: if you can make it rhyme, please do!!
 
Strange question indeed.

There once was a man named Joe,
Who offered to smell my toe.
I played him a song,
And he sang along
Now all our songs steal the show.

Not good? I know. Maybe try this:

Roses are red
Orchids are white.
If next year we suck,
More poems I'll write.

Give your band members these and threaten to continue emailing them bad poetry if they don't get their act together.
Good Luck.
 
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