I need to learn about the Bible FAST...(it's about a girl)?

Xavier Xavier

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Hi. I'm not a christian but I'm going on a date with a girl who ONLY wants to date a christian guy.
She has made this explicit in so many ways. I'm faking being a Christian for her.
Please don't waste my time by giving me bullsh*t about how I shouldn't lie about my religious beliefs.
I want her in my life and I'll do whatever it takes.

Please give me the most important bible passages that you can think of.
I need to CRAM and educate myself about the bible quickly so that she won't figure me out.
Please cite specific sections of the bible for me to study.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
 
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